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Now this was a fun year! So many LOYAL subjects joining the Lunatic Court! Now that that Ice King is gone, how about another wave of recruitment! You! Yes, Y - O - U! Do you fear Death? Do you wish to throw away all those paltry worries commoners have, and see the funny side of life? Do you enjoy screams? For the low price of your soul/essence/existence, you too can join the Lunatic Court! We have wonderful accommodations such as… - Skeleton Dance Parties! - Pumpkin Carving Contests! - Games of Mad King Says! - An eternity of not having to worry about the sweet sweet embrace of death! - Lifetime supply of Candy Corn! Apply today! Note: Lunatic Court members are restrained to the Mad Realm for 334-335 days a year until the doorway to the Metaverse opens. Metaversans who convert to the Lunatic Court are not able to enter Tyria at this time. While within the Lunatic Court you are swearing a fealty to the Thorn family line and are bound to their commands. Death can be experienced, but you will return to the Mad Realm upon it and be laughed at insultingly by the PumpKins and Skeletons. This contract is binding and irreversible upon enactment.

Pokémon Fact of the Day! Wild Beldum cannot evolve on their own, so when they wish to grow stronger, hundreds of them at a time will begin forming a swarm I'm dubbing a "Superconductor." In this swarm, a few Beldum will link up, and evolve into Metang, or even a Metagross. You do not want to be in the middle of this swarm, however, as anything caught in it is pummeled to mist, for lack of a better term.

Breaking news! CEO of VMR, Samuel Adams, says he has 'Big plans' for the future of VMR. Following up with "Details will be told later, but I guarantee you, our profits are going to skyrocket!"

Keezik been seeing this trend happen so Keezik do it too. Alchemist Knowledge of the day. Everything is poison. All that matters is dosage. Wolfsbane has very powerfull neurotoxin, but if treated correctly, wolfsbane can be used as pain relief.

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I don't think the pain medication I'm on is affecting my mental state whatsoever.

Artificer Knowledge of the day, if your absolutely skilled enough with Runework, Chemistry, Etc. You can turn a buckshot shell into a spell round of fire ball and if set up properly; can have each pellet be a individual cast. Meaning depending on the type of buckshot its 8-28 cast of fireball per shot. Also yes we sell these at the Fox Fire Forge :)

Off to work! Hopefully Slashco boss man will give me a raise..

Did Orion just call me fucking poor? DAWG I MAKE MORE IN A MONTH THEN YOU MAKE AS POLICE CHIEF IN A YEAR. Ima fight him in fucking battleship

OH MY GOD, BIG BOSS FLURRY JUST GAVE ME ART! I HAVE TO GET THEM MORE MANGOS IMMEDIATELY, THIS IS GORGEOUS!!!

Flurry told us that shes boss, and that she wants all the mangos. All your mangos are forfeit now I guess.. boss said so.

A veces solo necesitas algo de musica para vibrar mientras luchas para libertad. (Translated) Sometimes you just need some music to vibe to while freedom fighting. https://youtu.be/x1GtboWyvOc?is=ONLTXTTgoRYqjZGA

New site wooooooo! Can't wait for hot men to flood my DMs which is a thing that will definitely happen within mere moments of making an account on here due to my good looks and charming demeanor. :)

Y'know I was terrified that there wouldn't be a little cowboy hat emoji man when I moved over to this social platform. But. 🤠THERE IS ONE! And he looks so damn happy too! I am absolutely masking my depression at the moment but HEY! FUNNY COWBOY!

First post on any social media ever and it’s a question! Given the events in the city, I’ve been looking for alternative ways to get to work :x since I can’t get through the city, I had a few friends suggest Orlandosaka, amongst others, as an option to get to a train station that will be able to take me to the shrine I work at. Anyone have any other suggestions? Or tips about Orlandosaka?

I thought my previous photo was a bit too dark so New pfp!

"Oh boy the megabuilding security has sided with the Upper Plate, sure hope they don't change the aesthetics of my home and make it red and evil-"

AAAAA I FOUND AN MP 3 PLAYER!!! It still works!! I have music to listen to while I draw now!! :D

Well here's me in New York at the Base of Operations.

I can't believe I found a live picture of my best friend posing like this without me SMH. (She'll kill me for posting this.)