Now this was a fun year! So many LOYAL subjects joining the Lunatic Court!
Now that that Ice King is gone, how about another wave of recruitment!
You! Yes, Y - O - U! Do you fear Death? Do you wish to throw away all those paltry worries commoners have, and see the funny side of life? Do you enjoy screams? For the low price of your soul/essence/existence, you too can join the Lunatic Court! We have wonderful accommodations such as…
- Skeleton Dance Parties!
- Pumpkin Carving Contests!
- Games of Mad King Says!
- An eternity of not having to worry about the sweet sweet embrace of death!
- Lifetime supply of Candy Corn!
Apply today!
Note: Lunatic Court members are restrained to the Mad Realm for 334-335 days a year until the doorway to the Metaverse opens. Metaversans who convert to the Lunatic Court are not able to enter Tyria at this time. While within the Lunatic Court you are swearing a fealty to the Thorn family line and are bound to their commands. Death can be experienced, but you will return to the Mad Realm upon it and be laughed at insultingly by the PumpKins and Skeletons. This contract is binding and irreversible upon enactment.
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