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Unification is how we win. Becoming friends, even if just for a little while. I’ve been trying to preach that all along!

𝄐 𝄮𝄂𝄔𝅀 𝇒𝄂𝄞𝅀𝇟𝇓𝄂𝄺 𝄽𝅀𝅀𝄺𝄐𝇓𝄰𝇘 𝄽𝆙𝇟 𝄞𝄮𝄐𝇘 𝄞𝄮𝄐𝇓𝄰 . . . 💖🛡️🤝🦴 ᵉʳʳᵒʳ ᵗʳᵃⁿˢˡᵃᵗⁱⁿᵍ, ˡᵃⁿᵍᵘᵃᵍᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ

First post on here <3 Triple the trouble~!

While Keezik is out of Zaphira, Keezik took the opportunity to relax a bit at the beach. This beach made of black sand. Volcanic island sand. Very pretty.

🐈🔥🔗current mood🔗🔥🐈

day out with my pookie hamski

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Mango should be able to fly, Their wings are too small to get their fat little body off the ground, The Mango, of course, flies anyway because Mangos don't care what people think is impossible.

Caught this one a few months ago I think. Still confused why this lil carp seems to have cat ears. Very interesting catch tho!

Please do not the goat.

Now this was a fun year! So many LOYAL subjects joining the Lunatic Court! Now that that Ice King is gone, how about another wave of recruitment! You! Yes, Y - O - U! Do you fear Death? Do you wish to throw away all those paltry worries commoners have, and see the funny side of life? Do you enjoy screams? For the low price of your soul/essence/existence, you too can join the Lunatic Court! We have wonderful accommodations such as… - Skeleton Dance Parties! - Pumpkin Carving Contests! - Games of Mad King Says! - An eternity of not having to worry about the sweet sweet embrace of death! - Lifetime supply of Candy Corn! Apply today! Note: Lunatic Court members are restrained to the Mad Realm for 334-335 days a year until the doorway to the Metaverse opens. Metaversans who convert to the Lunatic Court are not able to enter Tyria at this time. While within the Lunatic Court you are swearing a fealty to the Thorn family line and are bound to their commands. Death can be experienced, but you will return to the Mad Realm upon it and be laughed at insultingly by the PumpKins and Skeletons. This contract is binding and irreversible upon enactment.

Pokémon Fact of the Day! Wild Beldum cannot evolve on their own, so when they wish to grow stronger, hundreds of them at a time will begin forming a swarm I'm dubbing a "Superconductor." In this swarm, a few Beldum will link up, and evolve into Metang, or even a Metagross. You do not want to be in the middle of this swarm, however, as anything caught in it is pummeled to mist, for lack of a better term.

Breaking news! CEO of VMR, Samuel Adams, says he has 'Big plans' for the future of VMR. Following up with "Details will be told later, but I guarantee you, our profits are going to skyrocket!"

Keezik been seeing this trend happen so Keezik do it too. Alchemist Knowledge of the day. Everything is poison. All that matters is dosage. Wolfsbane has very powerfull neurotoxin, but if treated correctly, wolfsbane can be used as pain relief.

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I don't think the pain medication I'm on is affecting my mental state whatsoever.

Artificer Knowledge of the day, if your absolutely skilled enough with Runework, Chemistry, Etc. You can turn a buckshot shell into a spell round of fire ball and if set up properly; can have each pellet be a individual cast. Meaning depending on the type of buckshot its 8-28 cast of fireball per shot. Also yes we sell these at the Fox Fire Forge :)

Off to work! Hopefully Slashco boss man will give me a raise..

Did Orion just call me fucking poor? DAWG I MAKE MORE IN A MONTH THEN YOU MAKE AS POLICE CHIEF IN A YEAR. Ima fight him in fucking battleship

OH MY GOD, BIG BOSS FLURRY JUST GAVE ME ART! I HAVE TO GET THEM MORE MANGOS IMMEDIATELY, THIS IS GORGEOUS!!!

Flurry told us that shes boss, and that she wants all the mangos. All your mangos are forfeit now I guess.. boss said so.