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Perks of having a dynamite boyfriend? I'm the only damn bitch that matters when he walks into the room, and he's far more explosive than dynamite in bed. Downsides of having a dynamite boyfriend? Sometimes he's gotta go places or do things that I just can't follow him through, so I gots to make sure I lay low and give him something to come home to.

It's funny, when you're down in the city the current events just seem suffocating, and then you end up in space and suddenly those same problems seem so miniscule and far off. A weird type of whiplash.

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guys i made my grenades explode twice as big and set some shit on fire, this is fucking amazing

About time I used this poxy thing... Name's Natalie, a.k.a. Little Miss steal your girl/guy/wife/husband. Oh, you didn't ask? Well, do I look like I give a flying fuck?

Thoughts and prayers, haha 🙏

It's within my religious beliefs to drink as hard as possible. Not /j

It feels incredibly frustrating to be stuck sick in bed when I could be killing the spoiled brats from Upper City.

Hey so like, hypothetically, how should I react when someone says the skimpy way I like to dress reminds them of their dead wife????

Since we're doing album covers

I refuse to elaborate

bleepus blorpus

Kimiko is trying to decide what to make for dinner. Any recommendations? No raw food tho. Kimiko don't want to spend evening on toilet

Tomorrow.

If you had told me three weeks ago I would have a machine that allows me to send instantaneous letters directly to god... I probably would have beaten you into a fine red paste for heresy. But, here I am, on a device that can do just that. Technology sure has come a long way from campfires.

A question for all, whether you know me or not: What song would you associate with me?

I was doing my regular chores throughout my house/planet and some of my instruments caught a signal After enough time of decoding and turning into a shape that I understand it looks like this I can't pinpoint where it's coming from but what is it

Not really worried about this guy, but I need direction out of this town.

Did you know~? The Lunatic Court is made up of people dedicated to our glorious Mad King. Its members, or courtiers depending on who you speak with, range from Tyrian natives that have taken the Mad Kings blessing to be tied to the Mad Realm to the souls of the damned and the doomed that do not wish to wander the afterlife or partake in reincarnation. They are always given a choice: they can remain in the cycle, but should they wish for a change of pace they can take the form of our various PumpKin, Skeletons, Golems, or other frights in the night~! They keep a semblance of themselves in terms of personalities and some memories, but they are eased of the burdens they carried in life to be as crazy as they wish!