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After 375 failed drafts, ive come to the conclusion that I cannot tell my own adoptive father the truth of all I have witnessed this weekend. C'est impossibil, oui? He would not believe such statements as "my true mother is also god and also sun blessed water can be made in une microwave." I'm just going to leave the god parts out and tell him I have finally found my family. Then, I must figure out how to perform impressive feats as mon coeurs do. I have a feeling the next few weeks will be enlightening.

Me slowly staring at the server room within the place I work out. Realizing someone flipped the switches in the wrong direction. Me right now trying to figure out why the power is only at 30%:

Great people at the MeatRack with @nothamski

Una Noche calmada ahora

Me and my wife every time two people we know are in love leave for longer than 30 seconds.

Quote of the Day: "I'm super racist!" - Hamski, 2426 @nothamski This has been Quote of the Day.

Watching my Eevee children play fighting and getting along in the morning always gives me the motivation to keep fighting that good fight. Any efforts to gift them a better world when they're older will always be worth it. Love these goobers.

gimme ideas for my pfp

Remember to not trust the spooky fake people.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱👉CHUD

Time to relax at home.

Who's that Pokémon!? No, seriously, I'm asking

You've caught me at a very green time in my life :>

Today's dinner: Brisket

HOwARD HEREEEEEEEE

shrimp

My daughter and her grandma!

I won't nerd out on my first post here, I swear

This is where I start recommending every company and I don't use a single one of their services...