Log 01. For the record, broadcasting my comms to a network full of amateur magic users and corporate sleeper agents is a massive tactical liability. I am officially on the record saying this is a terrible idea. But apparently, holding a billion-credit war chest and dropping A-10 Warthogs on people doesn't count as 'networking' anymore. Plus, I needed a public channel so I can universally tell half the "elite" strike teams in this dimension that their tactical spacing is absolute garbage without having to waste the breath in person. So here we are. Read the bio before you message me. I don't care about your tragic backstory, and I am not doing your side quests. If you actually need a bunker breached, an army supplied, or untraceable hardware, the DMs are open. Adam, if you reply to this with a meme, I am detonating a fusion core in your bunk.