For the past four years, millions of people, in-person and in virtual form, have told me: "You're the worst." "Shut the fuck up!" "Who cares what you believe?" "Quit speaking, you." But I'm going to do it anyway. First: Breasts, breasts. Breasts, breasts, breasts. Breasts, breasts. Breasts. Breasts. And second: Cum, cum cum. Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum.