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Sig "Maurice" Garret @sigmauricegarret ·
my coworker absolutely butchered a meeting today, and it’s like, bro, they literally MADE you, how can you fuck this up?? anyways, incoming promotion for yaboi. wonder if i get to be there for the interview this time
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🦌 @deer ·
i hope you fail the interview so bad they fire you, so you can see what it's like being one of us corpo boy
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Sig "Maurice" Garret @sigmauricegarret ·
why are you so convinced i’m a corp member? what corp do you think i work for? i have 200 credits and do nothing of importance with nobody of note.
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🦌 @deer ·
oh I think I mixed you up with Sigma Auric
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🦌 @deer ·
my bad 😌
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Sig "Maurice" Garret @sigmauricegarret ·
i have no idea who that is, i’m no sigma chad, my arms are twigs
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🦌 @deer ·
you username is literally Sigmauric, like Sigma Auric the pop star
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Nita Holly @saltempress999 ·
Ill pray for your journey to that interview being success, with no accidents or mishaps.
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Sig "Maurice" Garret @sigmauricegarret ·
i take your prayers and utilizing a mass condenser turn them into a small nutrient brick, consuming it greedily.
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