Being a chaperone for my kids field trips is always an odd time because while their chatting about their work struggles with "so and so forgot to return my stapler again, or my boss is such a penny pincher." Or "Hey we go these cool new pc systems etc." I sit here quietly dreading them asking me about my work WHICH HALF OF IT IS EITHER NDA OR JUST COMBAT STUFF. "Oh sorry about your boss being ass Henry, but hey it beats getting shot at by ultranationalists during a hostage rescue" LIKE HOW DO YOU SEGWAY INTO THAT