I did not, I had assumed he was older. also I hear alot about him being an old man with a ton of kids

First of all, not my actual kids. It’s a running joke. Secondly, I’m 35. Which in Meatrack years is roughly as old as the universe itself. I didn’t witness the Big Bang. I caused it. Pepper got on my tonsil, sneezed like a sonofabitch. Made the universe.

so still two old men old man

By your logic, I'M THE MAN WHO CAME BEFORE THE BIG BANG. So you're logic is fuckin stupid son.